the-nargles-have-the-phone-box: fuckyespasta: So today in psychology class, I wasn’t really paying attention and I was just doodling in my sketch book, but then my friend nudged me and I looked up at the screen and these pictures were there: And I started laughing at my teacher yelled at me because I was laughing at a mental illness. Long story short, I got kicked out of class. Thank you for...
championisjustatitle: ozwinozwald: inkerdoodle: When you’re writing aND YOU CAN’T FIND THE RIGHT WORD http://chir.ag/projects/tip-of-my-tongue/ you’re welcome
the-lonely-scottish-guy: squidnship: the-lonely-scottish-guy: if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place. There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead. we’d arrange sacrifices of humans starting with you
a-mad-girl-with-a-blog: i-dont-understand-that-reference: danisalmostonfire: i-dont-understand-that-reference: i-dont-understand-that-reference: today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have...
d4r1a: lucifersblog: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: fullmetalfisting: what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt You’re right. You’ve figured it out. My whole ingenious plan to corrupt the world to evil, and to stray from the light was based on fucking snails, and you caught me out. Ruined the whole thing. You must be so proud.
armisael: i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”