June 2012
After Brian Rosenthal performs "Listen to Your...
Meredith: Hey Joey! You didn't tell us your heart was a musical theater powerhouse!
Joey: Well, he used to be a lot better, but then he got cast on a non-equity tour of "Young Frankenstein", so...
May 2012
jasminology asked: You complete my life. Your blog completes my dashboard. Thank you :D
“But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you...”
– Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via caliginosity-)
When someone walks In and out of my room with out...
person: what kind of bands do you listen to
me: the kind that you've never heard of
possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first...
isabelthespy:
Persons
People can walk but not handsanitizers Because handsanitizers don’t have legs
thorhead:
do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
whenthesuspenderscomeoff:
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
